To amend title 18, United States Code, to provide that unlawful interstate transportation of fireworks is specified unlawful activity for purposes of laundering of monetary instruments.

This new law is so dumb, why should I care about it? Who does this even affect?

I can't believe they're making it illegal to transport fireworks across state lines now! This is ridiculous! How am I supposed to celebrate the 4th of July with my friends and family if I can't bring fireworks from out of state? How will this new law impact my annual traditions?